Our t-shirts are 50/50 cotton by American Apparel, which is a Sweatshop-Free company (which is REALLY important to us and probably is to you too) and we wanted you to know. Okay? Ok, done. You’ll feel soft and cozy and love us forever. Unisex and ladies styles available, small to xlarge. Not sure what size to get? Check out American Apparel’s Sizing information for this t-shirt (and if you want to see the color on their attractive t-shirt models, it’s called “Heather black”, though it’s totally not black and more of a dark grey color).

The shirts run a little smaller than average shirt sizes, from what we’ve noticed.

Logo Front, Tagline Back

Our amazingly recognized and designed logo on the front, with our catchy tagline on the back. Oh the joy! Heather black.

Logo back

Logo Back, Tagline Front

Why, it’s the same thing as above, but reverse! For those who like to be on the opposite side of things. Heather black.



Who doesn’t love accessories? They are the cat’s meow, the bee’s knees, the turkey’s lurkey, the dog’s tuxedo, of fashion and everything. Be reminded of your favorite group of gender-queer performers everywhere you look!

ATKM Magnet

ATKM Magnet – $1.00

While not strong enough to change the magnetic fields on Earth and cause total destruction, they are almost strong enough to hold a piece of paper to your fridge, desk, or other magnetic-friendly surface. Refrigerator not included.




ATKM button

ATKM pin – $1.00

Add our pin to your demin jean jacket, backpack, or use it as flair on your work apron. People will wonder if you’re royalty with our stylistic crown logo gracing your garb. Cartoon pencil drawing of a backpack may be included with purchase, but only if requested.



Check out to actually buy our merchandise, or just come to a show and skip the shipping charges altogether!


Frequently Asked Questions

Can I trust you guys?

Probably not. At least as people. However, we use Paypal to sell you the pretty things we offer here. You don’t need an account with them to buy our stuff (although, who DOESN’T have a paypal account these days?), and it’s pretty quick & easy – but most of all, safe.

Let’s talk shipping. How long will I wait, how much will it cost, does it involve pigeons?

We currently ship all our items via USPS Priority Mail. If you’re located outside of the United States, we’ll probably contact you about shipping costs and info. (and to send you love and amazingness for being international and a fan of ours!)

Please allow 2-3 business days for us to process your order, and another 1-3 days for shipping. Basically, a week or so. The six of us have our day jobs as well as running all business in this troupe – so as much as we’d love to hire some people to help, we haven’t and won’t (unless you give us lots of monies). If for some reason you need your stuff in a rush, please note so in the special instructions when you checkout or e-mail us. We’ll try to accomodate all reasonable requests!

All orders within the continental U.S will be charged the following for shipping:

Order amount Shipping Cost
up to $4.99 $1.00
$5.00 to $59.99 $5.95
$60.00 & up $10.95

Do you take returns?

Currently, all our merchandise is non-refundable & non-returnable – aka, final sale. This shouldn’t be a problem for you, because you love us. That’s why you’re here! And hey, thanks for that.